Time flowed like water, and three more days had vanished in the blink of an eye…

By the tenth type of elixir, Tang Yuan had finally succeeded in slimming down.

Upon consuming this particular pill, there was no pain or itching, no adverse side effects whatsoever. Instead, it vigorously contracted his muscles, squeezing the pores of his skin until beads of milky-white grease gradually seeped out from every pore across his body.

This excretion would only cease once his body returned to the normal ratio of height to corpulence. Moreover, it came with a powerful restorative effect; as the accumulated fat was expelled, the elixir’s other function kicked in: tightening the skin, ensuring that the skin, having suddenly lost so much mass, remained taut and normal, thus avoiding that dreadful, sagging state…

Tang Yuan sat for an entire morning on a specially crafted, oversized high-backed chair placed inside a massive tub. The grease excreted from his body accumulated to fill the entire basin!

It amounted to a full two hundred jin!

And it still wasn't stopping!

After being allowed a proper feast, Fat Tang slept soundly for a full day and night. When he finally awoke, the fat discharged from his body had entirely liquefied into oil, flowing from the bedding, across the floor, forming a small stream that trickled out the door, traversed the corridor, pooled in the courtyard, then flowed out past the courtyard gate, winding away to an unknown distance. The next day, Fat Tang rose on his own, feeling refreshed and invigorated. He took a satisfying bath and let out a triumphant roar to the sky, feeling so light he thought he might float away. Only after donning his original set of clothes did he realize that they could now essentially serve as his bed coverings…

Having no choice, he borrowed an outfit from Jun Moxie. When he put it on, it was only slightly snug; remarkably, it fit…

A miracle, no, a divine miracle, a miracle created by the gods! Fat Tang’s eyes welled up with tears—no! He could no longer be called Fat Tang; Tang Yuan was truly no longer fat at all. “It seems that although the memory of these past few days of dieting remains agonizing, I can finally let go of the ‘torture’ Jun Moxie inflicted upon me…”

Fat Tang, truly, truly fat, the King of Corpulence was him, it was truly him! Suddenly one day, the fatty was no longer fat, the King of Corpulence was no longer him, it was truly no longer him!

The fatty had once set a famous record: at the market, there was a large scale specifically for weighing fat pigs. But when they weighed Fat Tang, that scale abruptly snapped with a loud crack… Because of this incident, a proverb emerged in Tianxiang City: Your fat isn't measured by weight; Young Master Tang, you break the scale!

But now, at this very moment…

Young Master Tang carefully, meticulously, and seriously weighed himself. He couldn't quite believe his eyes. After confirming it repeatedly, his weight was a mere one hundred and sixty jin!

For a Tang Yuan standing about one meter seventy-five tall, this was already a standard, quite healthy, and decidedly slender physique!

Am I dreaming? Even if I am dreaming, let me dream a little longer, let Meimei see the dream before I wake!

Overjoyed, Tang Yuan’s most urgent desire now was to rush home. He was impatient to show off his perfect physique to Xiao Mei; but he restrained himself, pestering Young Master Jun for three more 'Viagra Pills.' Everyone must guess what sort of elixir this was. This item was also custom-made by Jun Moxie for Tang Yuan—an ‘aphrodisiac pill’; he had simply named it the ‘Viagra Pill.’ Although the name of the elixir was somewhat indecent, its effect was extraordinary; one pill was enough to guarantee Fat Tang’s lifelong sexual happiness!

If he took three in succession…

Then, the fatty’s vitality would instantly rise to a formidable level.

But Young Master Jun gave Tang Yuan a taboo: After taking this medicine, he could not engage in any sexual activity for half a month. Otherwise, his life would essentially be over; he must remember this…

In fact, this taboo was completely fabricated by Jun Moxie. Fat Tang had cursed Jun Moxie so fiercely in the preceding days that it made his heart burn. Understanding was one thing, but failing to discipline him severely was against heavenly principles. And the first half-month after taking the ‘Viagra Pill’ was precisely the time when lust would be raging…

To force abstinence for a full half-month—the flavor of this experience… “Brothers, if you wish to try, try taking our Earth’s ‘Viagra Pill’ continuously for half a month. This sensation is absolutely soul-stirring, ensuring you will never forget it for your entire life…”

One day later, Tang Yuan’s eyes flashed green. The moment he saw any maidservant in the Xie Jun Residence, his face instantly flushed crimson… Yet, he powerfully restrained himself, daring not to make any transgression.

Half a month? A lifetime. Even if Tang Yuan were the most reckless man alive, he wouldn’t dare try! By the second day, Young Master Tang’s craving had escalated to the point of studying the matriarchal beasts of the Heavenly Punishment Forest. Young Master Jun had personally witnessed Fat Tang clutching a female mouse the size of a leather ball, his eyes glowing green as he intently examined it for something…

On the third day, Tang Yuan finally broke. He insisted on returning immediately.

He calculated precisely: the journey would take about half a month, and by the time he reached Tianxiang City, the deadline would be up! At that moment, he would see Sun Xiaomei—hehehe—while thinking this, Tang Yuan drooled and chuckled foolishly. A businessman is always a businessman. Before leaving, the calculating Tang Yuan still managed to badger Jun Moxie into giving him one hundred ‘Viagra Pills.’ This was an excellent path to riches. After Young Master Jun’s suggestion, Tang Yuan decided to dilute one ‘Viagra Pill’ with a hundred times the water, put it into one hundred small bottles, and call it ‘Viagra Divine Water,’ ensuring an everlasting erection. These one hundred ‘Viagra Pills’…

Were enough for Tang Yuan to auction off ten thousand times over. And each time, the starting bid would be ten thousand taels of gold. Imagine the scene… Especially since Fat Tang decided: Upon returning, he would immediately publicize: This is the Viagra Divine Water personally refined by the Lord of Evil!

Using the banner of the Lord of Evil to amass his own wealth!

As for what the world might think of the Lord of Evil, whether they would speculate that this Lord of Evil developed these strange medicines because of some personal ailment—those were entirely outside Tang Yuan’s scope of concern!

Only the gold in hand was real!

Moreover, as he departed, Tang Yuan sneakily asked Jun Moxie: “Can you give me dozens of bottles of each of those slimming elixirs you developed previously, and also give me a hundred or so bottles of the real slimming elixirs as supporting supplies?”

Did Young Master Jun have the leisure to bother with such trifles? He flatly refused.

The fatty then threw a fit, rolling around and acting spoiled, refusing to leave until he had demanded three bottles of each type, with fifty pills per bottle. These medicines were also prepared to be diluted and auctioned off, as there were, after all, many fat people in this world.

And those effective slimming elixirs, with no adverse effects, were the greatest blessing for every fat person in this world.

As for the failed slimming elixirs, those were to be auctioned too. Not only to be auctioned, but they must be auctioned at a higher price! Tang Yuan was venomous in his heart: This suffering should not be endured by me alone in this world…

All the fat people who wished to slim down, you not only have to endure this torment, but you also have to pay a high price to buy this great suffering! And you must buy it ten times consecutively before you can successfully slim down. The price is high, but Tang Yuan knew that some people cared more about obesity than he did! Especially those… ladies of high-ranking officials—no matter how ten times more uncomfortable, those women would eagerly bid and frantically compete…

This torture must not only be auctioned! But it must also be auctioned periodically and in limited quantities—it must be said that Tang Yuan's malicious streak was clearly visible, having reached quite an advanced level! As a businessman, he was not only black-hearted but his very intestines were pitch-black. At the moment of parting, Jun Moxie made Fat Tang consume a set of Seven-Colored Sacred Fruits and one piece of Exquisite Lotus. Furthermore, he prepared something sealed in a jade box for him to take back to Sun Xiaomei.