Li Yundong was quite frustrated by what Feng Na and Cheng Cheng had said, yet he had no way to argue his case. If he were someone else in the same situation, he probably wouldn't believe that two people living together and acting so intimately had no further relationship!
In his frustration, Li Yundong suddenly felt he was practically a damned saint!
Cheng Cheng, noticing Li Yundong’s dark expression, assumed their words had upset him and tried to smooth things over. “Right, Li Yundong, don’t you two have a break this afternoon?”
Li Yundong glanced at her. “You seem to know our class schedule quite well!”
Cheng Cheng covered her mouth and laughed. “You’re the absolute center of attention at school right now. Every move you make is tracked and reported on the forum. People even post about what classes your class has every day.”
Li Yundong looked up and let out a hearty laugh. “Are the students at our school really that idle?”
Cheng Cheng chuckled. “Hehe, since you don’t have classes this afternoon anyway, why don’t you come with us to the Little Auditorium to watch a movie?”
Li Yundong was surprised. “Since when does the Little Auditorium show movies?”
Cheng Cheng patted Feng Na’s shoulder and explained with a smile, “That’s all thanks to our Student Union big sister, Feng Na! If she hadn't suggested enriching campus life and proposed that the Little Auditorium show films on Wednesday and Friday evenings, we wouldn’t get to see anything!”
Li Yundong looked at Feng Na and grinned. “Oh, I didn’t realize this decision was so beneficial to humanity! But I probably won’t go.”
Feng Na, who had been feeling quite smug, immediately dropped her face when she heard Li Yundong decline. “Hey, you won’t even grace my first screening, what’s that supposed to mean?”
That statement was extremely ambiguous, causing the students in the front rows to turn their heads repeatedly, their gazes odd.
Li Yundong looked at Feng Na in exasperation. “Hey, can you stop saying things that make people jump to conclusions?!”
Feng Na’s cheeks flushed, but she refused to back down verbally, huffing. “It’s your own mind that’s dirty!”
Cheng Cheng leaned over Feng Na’s back, whispering conspiratorially and smiling. “Hey, today’s feature is pretty good, you know!”
Li Yundong rubbed his forehead, looking utterly defeated by the pair of them. “It’s hard not to think crookedly with you two talking like that! Fine, I give up, I’ll go, okay? Just tell me, what movie is it? Why are you being so secretive and shifty about it!”
Feng Na giggled. “A three-episode series!”
Sān jí (three episodes) sounds identical to sān jí (adult/pornographic). Li Yundong immediately assumed Feng Na meant an explicit film and was so shocked he almost fell out of his seat. His eyes widened, almost popping out of their sockets, and he stammered, “Wh-what? What did you just say?”
Feng Na and Cheng Cheng exchanged a look, both bursting into suppressed laughter behind their hands.
Li Yundong grabbed Feng Na’s shoulder, his eyes wide. “Hey, are you serious? Are you crazy? Showing that kind of film in the school Little Auditorium?”
Feng Na laughed so hard she bent forward and backward, only regaining control after a good while. She then shot Li Yundong a provocative look. “So, I dare to show it, but you don’t dare to watch?”
Li Yundong let out a strange, harsh laugh. “If you dare to die, I dare to bury you!”
Feng Na held out her palm. “It’s a deal!”
Li Yundong slapped her hand and snorted. “Do you two have any last words? Say them quickly now, so I can come collect your corpses this afternoon. Oh, and remember to buy insurance quickly, and put my name as the beneficiary. This uncle is broke as hell lately!”
Feng Na spat. “A dog’s mouth can’t spout ivory! We’ll see this afternoon!”
Li Yundong burst out laughing. “Fine, see you then!”
By noon, the little fox had groggily woken up. Li Yundong took her to the cafeteria for lunch, lingered in the campus pavilion for a while, and then slowly led the little fox toward the Little Auditorium.
Along the way, Su Chan noticed that the path Li Yundong was taking didn't look like the route to a classroom and couldn't help but ask, “Where are we going?”
Li Yundong smiled. “No classes this afternoon, I’m taking you to see a movie.”
Su Chan looked confused. “What is a movie?”
Li Yundong gave a very irresponsible explanation. “It’s like a television with a huge screen!”
Su Chan suddenly understood and asked curiously. “What are we watching?”
Li Yundong smiled wickedly. “A sān jí piàn!”
But as soon as he said it, he instantly realized what Feng Na had meant by sān jí was actually sān jí (three episodes)!
Li Yundong slapped his thigh. “Ah, those girls tricked me! I wondered why she was being so bold, daring to show an explicit film! Does she not want to live anymore? Turns out they’re just showing a TV series this afternoon!”
The little girl nearby heard it was a TV series and immediately got excited. “A TV series? Great, great, I love watching those!”
Li Yundong shook his head with a bitter smile, sighing inwardly: Alas, what a good girl, how could she have been corrupted by those damnable soap operas? The moment she hears ‘TV series,’ she’s like an addict spotting drugs. Hopeless!
After walking a short distance, the two arrived at the Little Auditorium, situated next to the main campus auditorium. Upon entering the hall, Li Yundong saw a white screen hanging in the center, clearly for projection, and a projector mounted in the middle of the Little Auditorium’s ceiling. Feng Na, Cheng Cheng, and several senior students were busy adjusting the equipment.
The hall, capable of holding five to six hundred people, was already packed with students who had come to support the Little Auditorium's premiere after hearing about it on the school forum.
Some of these students were whispering to each other, while others held sunflower seeds and popcorn, munching while chatting. The auditorium was very lively.
A student near the entrance spotted Li Yundong and let out a soft gasp, causing everyone to turn their gaze toward him.
Feng Na, busy at the front desk, also saw Li Yundong and waved at him.
Under everyone's gaze, Li Yundong walked with Su Chan to where Feng Na was standing and smiled. “Feng Na, oh Feng Na, you are very dishonest!”
Feng Na stopped working and smiled. “What did I do?”
Li Yundong chuckled. “Playing word games with me using homonyms!”
Feng Na laughed heartily. “It’s your own mind that’s unhealthy!”
Li Yundong said, “Tch, just tell me, what film are you actually showing!”
Feng Na smiled. “Days Living With a Flight Attendant.”
Li Yundong was greatly disappointed. “No way, what’s so great about that show? I’ve already watched it!”
Su Chan immediately tattled on Li Yundong. “You didn’t watch it, I watched it alone!”
Li Yundong flicked her forehead with his finger. “You watched it all night and you still dare to say that? Let’s go, come home with me!”
Feng Na stomped her foot. “Li Yundong, you’re being completely disrespectful! You won’t even grace us with your presence after coming all this way?”
Li Yundong was speaking with a smile when he heard the students below begin to impatiently urge, “Start showing it, how long are we supposed to wait?”
Feng Na then said to the student beside her, “Play it, bring out the disc.”
The student nodded, opened his laptop bag, and took out the disc. Li Yundong glanced at it—it was a very old but classic film, Bram Stoker's Dracula.
Li Yundong didn't care for TV series, but he loved movies. Though he had seen this one, he was still interested in watching it again. He laughed. “This film? Not bad, I’ll stick around for a bit then.”
Feng Na smiled at him. “That’s more like it! You have to support your senior’s work!”
As the two were talking, the student operating the projector via the laptop suddenly looked up, his forehead beaded with sweat. “The disc seems unable to play…”
Feng Na frowned. “No way, didn’t you say yesterday it would work?”
The student was so anxious that sweat was rolling down his face. “But it just won't play now!”
Feng Na glanced at the increasingly impatient students and started to panic herself. “What do we do? I didn’t prepare any other films!”
Li Yundong stared blankly. “Seriously? You guys crash at a moment like this? So many people are waiting!”
The students in the hall had started to make loud noises, and the Little Auditorium was filled with a clamor.
Cheng Cheng’s eyes darted around, and she said, “Nana, bring out your movie and play that one! It’ll do in a pinch, especially since it hasn’t been shown yet!”
Feng Na opened her mouth as if to argue, but then sighed. “I guess we have to! Cheng Cheng, can you go get it for me?”
Cheng Cheng grinned wickedly. “Where is it?”
Feng Na said, “Tucked between the pages of the third book on my desk.”
Cheng Cheng pointed a finger at Feng Na. “You’re really sly, hiding it in a place like that. I wondered why I couldn’t find it.”
Feng Na glared at her. “Hurry up!”
Cheng Cheng then turned and scampered away.
Fortunately, the girls' dormitory wasn't too far from the Little Auditorium. In less than ten minutes, Cheng Cheng rushed back, panting, and handed the disc to Feng Na.
Feng Na, in turn, passed it to the student responsible for playing the film.
Feng Na took the microphone and announced, “Apologies, everyone. We had a small technical glitch just now, which delayed your viewing time slightly. Today, we will be showing the TV series Days Living With a Flight Attendant, which we obtained through internal channels. Tomorrow, we will show Bram Stoker's Dracula.”
As she finished speaking, some of the boys below booed, while some of the girls applauded enthusiastically.
Li Yundong looked at the optical disc being passed around and felt that the disc and the writing on it looked extremely familiar, but he couldn't recall why immediately. He chuckled darkly. “You’re actually showing a TV series? Don’t tell me you’re going to show three episodes at once, a sān jí piàn!”
Feng Na rolled her eyes at Li Yundong. “What if I show four episodes at once?”
Li Yundong put on a show of shock. “Then that’s a sì jí piàn (four-level film/explicit content), the kind with nudity!”
Feng Na and Cheng Cheng burst out laughing, their cheeks growing slightly red. Just as they were about to speak, the film suddenly started playing, and the entire Little Auditorium fell silent as everyone turned to look at the projection screen.
On the screen appeared a beautiful woman, with crimson lips, pearly white teeth, and features like a painting. Her cheeks were slightly plump, giving her an angelic face, yet her figure was undeniably sexy and hot, a devilish physique.
The moment this beauty appeared, every single male student, and many female students, in the Little Auditorium froze. It wasn't because the beauty was overwhelmingly stunning, but because they were all extremely familiar with this woman…
Li Yundong stared at the screen, swallowing hard, utterly speechless. Feng Na and Cheng Cheng were the same, both stiffened as if under a paralyzing spell, their eyes nearly popping out of their heads.
Li Yundong’s mouth felt dry, and sweat poured down his back. He suddenly remembered: wasn't this disc one of the big features starring a certain Japanese celebrity that he collected?
Li Yundong spun his head sharply toward Su Chan. “Did you bring this disc from home?”
Su Chan glanced timidly at Li Yundong, realizing she couldn't deny it, and weakly nodded.
“I’m dizzy!” Although Li Yundong was now almost a cultivator, just one step away from true attainment, and his self-control was extraordinary, he nearly fainted facing this situation.
After a moment of deathly silence in the Little Auditorium, a male student suddenly shouted, “Holy crap, this is Days Living With a Flight Attendant? Is Sora Aoi a flight attendant too?”
The sweat Li Yundong was sweating was now pouring down like rain!
It was over; the four-episode film had indeed become a four-level film!
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