Li Yundong stared at Su Chan, caught between laughter and exasperation. "If you can't do it, why did you try to fool me? Is that supposed to be fun?"

Su Chan’s mouth was pouted high. "You’re such a dummy; how could I possibly know such a difficult Daoist art?"

Li Yundong laughed in frustration, grabbing the little girl and tickling her fiercely. "Hey girl, daring to mess with your master—do you have a death wish?"

Su Chan giggled uncontrollably, squirming in Li Yundong's arms. "No, no! While I don't know it, I know who does!"

Li Yundong released her, his face full of mock menace. "If you try to fool me again, I’ll pull down your pants and spank your bottom!"

Su Chan placed one hand on Li Yundong’s mischievously reaching hand and the other on her skirt, giggling sweetly. "No, no! I’ll tell my master, and she’ll strike you down with the Five Thunders True Art!"

Li Yundong froze. "Your master knows the Five Thunders True Art?"

Su Chan grinned triumphantly. "Of course! She’s incredible, hailed as a once-in-a-century genius in our Fox... cough, cough—hailed as a genius born only once every hundred years. There’s almost no Daoist art she doesn't know!"

Li Yundong was stunned, completely missing the word Su Chan had almost let slip. "Your master is that powerful? You want her to teach me?"

Su Chan linked her arm through his, pressing her shapely, graceful body against him, and beamed as if presenting a treasure. "Yes, yes! From now on, you’ll be my junior martial brother! Hee-hee, my master becomes my junior martial brother!"

Li Yundong’s face hardened, feigning anger. "Absolutely not! That drops my seniority by two whole levels—impossible! If anything, I’ll be your senior martial brother, and you can be my junior martial sister!"

Su Chan chuckled. "No way! I joined much earlier than you; you’re my little junior brother!"

Seeing the little girl exhale fragrant air near him, Li Yundong glanced down. Her alabaster peaks were pressed against his arm, the soft, milky flesh squeezed and distorted, the deep, pale cleavage making him instantly feel a flush of heat.

He smiled wickedly, wrapping an arm around her waist, and leaned in to plant a loud, wet kiss on her rosy, full lips. Then, biting gently on her mouth, he chuckled