As the next day dawned, Li Yundong prepared to leave for school, two broken television sets and a chandelier in his hands. He couldn't help but shake his head and sigh, "In just one night, I almost tore the house down. What am I going to do!"

Su Chan, trailing behind him, secretly stuck out her tongue and said nothing.

After discarding the broken items, Li Yundong and Su Chan ate breakfast and then headed toward the school together.

The moment they entered the campus, Li Yundong was depressed to find that the number of people pointing and whispering about him and Su Chan had only increased.

"Hey, see that? That's Li Yundong, the one who took down Zhao Yujian yesterday!"

"Damn, he doesn't look like he's trained! Did Zhao Yujian just slip?"

"Get lost! Can slipping cause a comminuted fracture in the lower leg? You slip like that and show me!"

"What? I definitely don't know such a high-level wrestling technique!"

Since consuming the Human Yuan Golden Elixir, Li Yundong's hearing had become extremely sharp, and he could clearly catch every hushed exchange around him. He was inwardly startled: A comminuted fracture in Zhao Yujian's lower leg? Was it really that exaggerated?

He turned his head and said to Su Chan, "That guy I knocked down with one punch yesterday, his lower leg is shattered. Should I go to the hospital to check on him?"

Su Chan wasn't inherently cold, but the cultivation world operated on the principle of the strong preying on the weak. It was unheard of for the strong to visit the weak after defeating them under the guise of concern.

She snorted and tossed her head back, declaring, "His skill was inferior, yet he was so arrogant and overbearing. He deserved it!"

Li Yundong considered this and nodded in agreement, "If he hadn't been so aggressive that day, this wouldn't have happened to him."

Saying this, the two walked into the classroom. Just as they settled into the back row, the class monitor, Sun Li, approached them, a cold smirk fixed on her face.

"Li Yundong, you've been quite something lately, a real celebrity!" Sun Li sneered.

Sensing ill intentions, Li Yundong asked innocently, "What did I do to offend you this time?"

Seeing his feigned innocence made Sun Li grit her teeth in anger. "You've been causing too much trouble these past few days! First, you broke Zeng Qing's rib, then you fractured Zhao Yujian's lower leg, and after that, you kicked Director Qian! Are you planning to hit the Principal next?"

Li Yundong felt a surge of annoyance at Sun Li's sharp questioning. He stiffened his neck and retorted, "It wasn't me who started any trouble! They provoked me. Go ask them—am I supposed to just lie there and let them beat me? Is that considered reasonable?"

Sun Li was so cut off by Li Yundong's retort that she nearly choked, struggling to catch her breath. She ground out, "What about Director Qian?"

Li Yundong almost blurted out the truth about Director Qian trying to steal his girl, but he managed to hold back. If he exposed that, Director Qian might drop all pretenses, and that wouldn't lead to a good outcome for him.

Li Yundong sighed, "It was just a misunderstanding. Director Qian isn't even pursuing the matter anymore. Why are you playing the role of the righteous hero?"

Sun Li jumped to her feet in anger, pointing at Li Yundong, and spat out, "He isn't pursuing it? Hmph, let me tell you, Director Qian called the Principal last night and demanded your expulsion. You better watch yourself!"

Li Yundong was shocked. "What? How do you know that?"

Sun Li scoffed, "How do I know? At this point, I bet you're the only person in the whole school who doesn't know! And here you are, acting so relaxed!"

With that, she turned and walked away, her ponytail bobbing with each step.

Li Yundong sat stunned for a long time, his mind heavy with worry. He didn't even notice the teacher entering to start the class.

It wasn't until a girl sitting next to him nudged him that he snapped back to reality.

Li Yundong looked sharply and realized it was Feng Na, the girl from the Taekwondo Club who had asked for his autograph.

Feeling irritable, Li Yundong sneered, "Are you here to cause trouble for me too?"

Feng Na blinked, confused. "Who's causing trouble for you?"

Only then did Li Yundong realize he was taking out his frustration on the wrong person. He apologized with a sheepish expression, "Sorry, I was mistaken. What did you need from me?"

Feng Na sighed and looked at Li Yundong with solemnity. "As a student of Tiannan City University, you should know about the exchange day with the University of Pennsylvania from the US, which is in seven days, right?"

Li Yundong tilted his head in thought. "I think I've heard about it. What about it?"

Feng Na sighed again and looked at him with a mournful expression that made Li Yundong’s skin crawl. "Hey, just say what you mean. Stop looking at me like that, it makes it sound like I've done something to you."

Feng Na glanced at Su Chan seated beside Li Yundong and murmured sadly, "Ah, since you have such a stunning beauty by your side, of course, you wouldn't look at someone like me."

Su Chan blinked her big eyes, observing them, and suddenly interjected, "Your forehead is full and high, your philtrum, while not long, is generous and broad. Your hair is raven black, your eyebrows are thick, and your eyes are bright and spirited. Although not as superb as the Yin Cauldron of a pure, pre-natal virgin I saw last time, you are still a high-quality cauldron. You should just sleep with Li Yundong; I won't mind!"

Sleep with him!!

That sentence was devastatingly impactful!!!

When Su Chan uttered those words, Feng Na froze, staring blankly. Li Yundong was equally dumbstruck. A boy in the row in front of them tumbled out of his seat with a thud, looking at Li Yundong with an exaggerated gesture, giving him a thumbs-up: "Brother, where did you pick up such a top-tier chick! Awesome!"

Li Yundong's mouth twitched a couple of times. He let out a dry laugh and said to Feng Na, "This girl often speaks without a filter. Just pretend you didn't hear her." Then, he turned and glared at Su Chan, "You, shut up! What nonsense are you spouting!"

Su Chan was unconvinced. "When have I ever spoken nonsense! And then she pointed at Feng Na, "Isn't she a superb cauldron?"

Li Yundong was furious and was about to retort about how she wasn't a good cauldron, but as his peripheral vision swept around, he saw the surrounding classmates staring at him wide-eyed, as if he were a philanderer who exclusively targeted beautiful women!

Li Yundong’s face flushed crimson under their scrutiny, wishing he could find a crack in the earth to crawl into. But Su Chan wasn't finished yet. The little girl said to Li Yundong with utmost seriousness, "Look at her eyebrows—they are dense and close together, clearly not yet separated. She is evidently an unopened virgin..."

An unopened virgin!!!

The surrounding students gasped, and the way they looked at Feng Na instantly changed.

Li Yundong quickly lunged forward, clamping a hand over Su Chan's mouth, wishing he could sew her lips shut. He lowered his voice and snarled, "Say one more word, and I'll spank you when we get back!"

Su Chan struggled, muffled, "I'll speak even if you spank me!"

Li Yundong was so angry he laughed. "Then I won't cook for you. You can starve for two days!"

Su Chan immediately became docile, ceasing her struggle. She just looked at Li Yundong pitifully, tears welling up in her eyes, on the verge of falling. "You don't like Chan'er anymore? Why starve Chan'er for two days?"

A boy nearby, seeing Su Chan's miserable look, immediately chimed in, "I like you! I'll buy you food!"

Furious, Li Yundong kicked the back of that boy's seat and snapped, "Scram!"

Then, he turned back to Su Chan and said sternly, "You be good and quiet. I do like you, understand?"

Su Chan responded with a wronged little sound and buried her head in her seat. However, her peripheral vision kept darting toward Feng Na, her expression seemingly conveying: She really is an excellent virgin cauldron; I wasn't wrong!

Sitting next to Li Yundong, Feng Na's face was so red it looked like blood might drip out. She didn't know where to put her hands. If she hadn't had a critically important matter to discuss with Li Yundong, she would have long fled in embarrassment.

Li Yundong was also surprised that Feng Na hadn't run away yet. He forced a couple of dry laughs and said awkwardly, "Don't mind her, she’s just like that. What—what did you need me for?"

Feng Na lifted her head, glaring at Li Yundong with a flushed face. "It's all your fault!"

Li Yundong felt deeply wronged. "What did I do?"

Feng Na had never been treated with such disrespect in her life, and she vented all her accumulated anger onto Li Yundong. "If it weren't for the trouble you caused, why would I have to come looking for you!"

The trouble he caused?!

What trouble? Did she get knocked up?

The male students ground their teeth in envy, beating their chests and stomping their feet: You scoundrel! You already have such a beautiful girl, and you still have to mess with a beautiful senior like Feng Na! You deserve to be struck down by lightning for being so universally hated!

The surrounding students erupted in another great commotion, every ear perked up, the spirit of gossip burning fiercely!

Li Yundong cried out about his innocence. "I only met you yesterday! What did I do to you!"

Seeing that he wouldn't admit it, Feng Na grew agitated and exclaimed loudly, "What did you do yesterday, have you forgotten?"

Whoa!

The gazes of the crowd shifted again, upgrading him from a heartless lover to the notorious figure of Chen Shimei.

The boys were once again on the verge of tears, their collective resentment strengthening: Only met yesterday, and he already managed to plant the seed? Damn, how accurate is that marksmanship?!

The girls looked at Feng Na with sympathy, sighing inwardly: This senior is so unlucky, why did she fall for this guy Li Yundong? And that little beauty next to him looks like a seductive fox spirit. Are their eyes blind? Why do they both only like this guy? This fellow has no money, no talent, you could at least pick someone more handsome for your minimum standard!

Now look, she’s carrying his child! She needs an abortion, doesn't she? This kid looks like he can’t take responsibility or afford the costs! Hmph, so she’s going to suffer now, right?

However, some of the more experienced girls sensed something was subtly wrong. How could conception happen the very next day?

But the drama unfolding before them was too stimulating, and none of them wanted to dwell on the logic. Everyone turned their faces toward the back of the room. In the vast, trapezoidal classroom, not a single person was looking at the blackboard!

Pitiable was the young teacher lecturing on Modern Chinese Literature History, standing alone at the podium, his face as dark as the bottom of a pot. If he wanted to lecture, there wasn't a single attentive student in the room. If he wanted to flare up, the entire class was involved—the offense of the many cannot be punished by the law!

The teacher stood on the podium, caught in a dilemma, a deep sorrow welling up within him, causing him to let out a long, mournful sigh: "The way things are these days, morality is decaying, and human nature is no longer what it was!"

The teacher felt a wave of melancholy, his resentment burning like the fierce fire of hell: The most infuriating thing is those three in the back row! Even if you're putting on a show, for God's sake, speak up! I can't hear you clearly standing up here!