"Ah... don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong!" As soon as Ye Xiaohou heard their reaction, he immediately knew he had said the wrong thing and quickly explained.
"Mmm—haha, haha!"
Yang Yi and the other two burst out laughing, then asked, "Fourth brother, oh fourth brother, you didn't pick up anything, but you insisted on picking up someone else's sanitary napkin? Shameless, absolutely shameless!"
"Damn, I told you it wasn't like that! I was just trying to kindly warn that girl, and it turned out like this. I can't explain it clearly even if I try!" Ye Xiaohou looked utterly depressed and pitiful.
"You brought this on yourself. Hell, back in the day, even if my brother Yi and I saw a woman was... well, we pretended we didn't see anything. You, on the other hand, were so blatant! Hahaha!" Fatty Lin chuckled heartily.
"I know, I know it's my fault. Bosses, can you please do me a favor? Look at this huge toilet, I..." Ye Xiaohou looked pleadingly at Yang Yi and the others.
"Fine, we'll help you then!" Yang Yi didn't consider himself superior, and besides, the other was his brother, so he pitched in to scrub the toilet.
The four were truly comrades in misery, even cleaning a toilet together. In this world, if you can still put on airs or be overly cautious around your brothers, can you even call them brothers?
Although Ye Xiaohou didn't show much on his face, nor did he loudly proclaim his willingness to die for his brothers like some people might, he simply tucked that sentiment deep inside his heart. Brotherhood wasn't something spoken lightly; sometimes, a single shared understanding was enough to forge true brotherhood—that was the unspoken meaning lurking in everyone's heart.
Four people were undoubtedly faster than one. In a brief fifteen minutes, they had finished scrubbing the entire toilet clean.
"Holy crap, I'm sweating buckets. Fourth brother, if you aren't buying us a treat today, I’m gonna smack you," Xu Ming wiped the sweat from his brow, a smile playing on his face.
"Yeah, Fourth brother, let's go eat out!" Fatty Lin said with a smile as well.
Ye Xiaohou looked at them, understanding their sentiment, but still kept his expression neutral. He just smiled and said, "Deal. I'll treat today; you can feast on me!"
"Hahaha, that’s fantastic! Our lunch is going to be quite lavish!" Fatty Lin and Xu Ming exclaimed happily.
Yang Yi watched them with a smile, his thoughts hidden. Suddenly, Ye Xiaohou made a sly 'shush' sound and whispered, "Quiet down, I want to show you guys something. I just discovered something really interesting."
"What is it?" Xu Ming asked, perplexed.
"Damn, don't be so loud!" Ye Xiaohou gave Xu Ming a disdainful look, then scurried over to the wall, pressing his ear close to the base, as if listening intently.
"Fourth brother, what are you doing?" Fatty Lin also asked, quite confused.
But Yang Yi was different; a subtle smile curved his lips. Damn, this feeling? Wasn't this the feeling of eavesdropping?
Ye Xiaohou beckoned them over and whispered, "Brothers, while I was cleaning the toilet, I found something interesting. Do you know what's on the other side of this wall?"
"What is it?" This time Yang Yi asked.
"Heh heh, Boss, the area next to this wall is the women's restroom," Ye Xiaohou said with a sly grin.
"Holy crap!"
At this command, the three lechers pounced toward the wall like famished wolves, immediately pressing their ears to listen. Moments later, the three of them turned to look at Ye Xiaohou with faces full of wicked grins.
Ye Xiaohou naturally understood their meaning—doing it like this was too dull. He chuckled, waved his hand, and said, "Follow me."
Yang Yi and the other two looked at Ye Xiaohou in confusion but eventually followed him to the other side of the restroom. Ye Xiaohou pointed to the wall with the partial gap and said, "If you want to look, you have to ride."
"Damn—who goes first?" Fatty Lin seemed to recapture the thrill of when he and Yang Yi used to sneak a peek at people bathing, sounding rather excited.
"The Boss goes first, of course! The three of us will stack up!" Ye Xiaohou suggested.
"No need to be so complicated!" Yang Yi said.
"Exactly!" Fatty Lin chimed in.
The words had barely left their mouths before Yang Yi and Fatty Lin lightly sprang up, hooking their hands onto the wall, suspending their bodies in mid-air. Paying no mind to the other two, they immediately began scanning their gazes toward the women's restroom.
"Holy crap!"
Xu Ming and Ye Xiaohou stared wide-eyed, looking at the two scoundrels peeking from above with utter disbelief.
In ancient times, Qinggong (Lightness Skill) was incredibly popular—things like traveling a thousand li alone, chasing the wind for ten thousand li. In modern society, it was nearly unheard of. Due to the decline of the era, martial arts, Qinggong, and internal energy cultivation techniques were now almost legends, things no one truly expected to see, only observed in television and novels.
Moreover, Xu Ming, the heir of the Xu family from the Southern Military Region, had met all sorts of people, but he had never encountered a legendary Ancient Martial Artist. Ye Xiaohou was the same; he had seen people proficient in basic combat and even Martial Arts Grandmasters, but he had never seen anyone casually employ the skill of Qinggong—flying up walls, scaling buildings, covering a thousand li in a single leap.
"Hmm?" After Yang Yi directed his gaze into the women's restroom, he found it empty. He figured since it was lunchtime, there probably wouldn't be anyone there.
"Damn, no one. Boring!" Fatty Lin exclaimed before jumping down in one fluid motion.
"Second brother, you are too amazing! That move you and the Boss just pulled off—was that the legendary Qinggong?" Xu Ming and Ye Xiaohou, seeing Fatty Lin land, didn't even ask if the women's restroom was occupied; they immediately questioned his leap.
"Uh, I guess so," Fatty Lin replied, slightly taken aback.
"What do you mean, 'I guess so'?" Ye Xiaohou asked.
"Because I practice martial arts and internal energy cultivation methods; I haven't specifically practiced Qinggong techniques. So, you could say it counts, as my footwork is comparable to Qinggong!" Fatty Lin stated calmly.
"Damn, awesome!" Xu Ming and Ye Xiaohou exclaimed, then looked at Yang Yi and asked, "Boss, was anyone over there?"
"I checked, and there was no one. Brother Yi, let's go eat; I'm starving," Fatty Lin urged.
"Yeah, Boss, don't make it too obvious. It’ll be troublesome if someone walks in," Ye Xiaohou, upon hearing Fatty Lin confirm it was empty, also felt the excitement wane, but a flicker of worry crossed his mind about the possibility of a masculine woman entering the men's room.
"Alright, I'm coming down now!" Yang Yi said. Just as he was about to descend, he suddenly noticed the door to the women's restroom swinging open. A figure, slightly familiar yet stunningly beautiful, walked in. At that moment, he froze—utterly frozen...
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