The private banquet hall of Zhu Shou resembled a vast, circular cathedral, solemnly and austerely decorated, yet the sights and sounds that assaulted the eye and ear were a parade of vulgarities. This starkly contrasted with the internal décor, creating an almost farcical dissonance—was this what they meant by hanging a sheep's head while selling dog meat?
I couldn't begin to imagine the sheer shock one would feel truly confronting such a vibrant scene of 'grandeur.' Perhaps Hou Fa was right: if you had money, you could hire a few women for private encounters, which would certainly qualify as perverse and licentious. But to arrange for so many men and women to engage in intercourse together for public viewing—that wasn't something money alone could achieve.
I did my best to avert my gaze from the scene of debauchery and meticulously scanned the hall, searching for any structural weakness. The entire building was constructed from massive, thick stones. This meant that any outdoor assault would be futile unless one possessed TNT; the explosive power of black powder would stand no chance of harming those inside.
It seemed Zhu Shou, beyond his extravagance, had meticulously planned for his own security. This was another reason why few ever saw him—hiding behind thick city walls and then within a colossal stone palace. To harm him, one would need the ability to phase through stone.
Around the perimeter of the circular hall was a long stretch of low dining tables, designed for guests to sit on the floor. Behind each table was a thin mat or bed, meaning each guest occupied both a table and a resting space. Furthermore, each man had a woman available for his pleasure, and these women would deny no request.
The erotic spectacle unfolding in the hall would make the inventor of the hand-cranked pleasure machine weep with envy. He had probably heard tales of this place before, as his eyes betrayed no surprise beyond the incessant, rhythmic pounding. Many men were using the rear-entry position, with beautiful women sprawled over the thin mats, their hair cascading around them, their pert buttocks eagerly awaiting their partners' attentions.
Some men reveled in passive pleasure, lying on the mats while the women took the initiative. There was no trace of shyness between any of them; this was likely not their first collective orgy. Once their clothes were discarded, all pretenses were dropped. What did it matter who held higher rank? In a way, this could be seen as an excellent method for fostering camaraderie.
The beauties here were undeniably superior to those found outside. Their breasts were noticeably larger than those of common women, suggesting they were likely ranked in tiers. Witnessing so many high-born beauties being pleasured simultaneously was certainly an extraordinary sight. If this were filmed, it would undoubtedly fetch a high price back on Earth.
Fortunately, Hou Fa had briefed me beforehand, so I was mentally prepared. With my gaze fixed squarely between my nose and my heart, I followed the guiding servant through the hall toward the rear. What met my eyes was nothing but flesh, flesh, and more flesh. I couldn't distinguish a king from a general; it seemed that when stripped bare, humans held no inherent station or class difference.
At the far end of the dining area sat one conspicuously dressed individual, drinking alone at his own table. A beautiful concubine leaned against him, yet he remained utterly unmoved. I felt a surge of admiration.
I lowered my gaze instantly, for this man was an old acquaintance: Lin Gu. He had encountered the reinforcements heading to the plains mid-journey, weighed the balance of power, and persuaded them to return to Huyang, for which Zhu Shou had pardoned him. Although I was wearing a disguise, it was a superficial one, easily seen through by someone familiar with me—after all, Yun Yao had not mastered the art of magical disguise found in martial arts novels.
Lin Gu seemed to be feigning aloofness, appearing sullen and indifferent to the beauty nestled in his lap. This spurred the concubine to push herself down onto him, whereupon Lin Gu frowned deeply. Yet, he offered no resistance, proving that even the most steadfast man cannot withstand a woman's direct assault.
Finally passing through the main hall, I reached the high platform opposite, where a man in his mid-forties was seated. He was tall and excessively stout, even taller than the already large Gu Fei, though slightly less wide. His total mass was certainly comparable to Gu Fei's, painting a clear picture of his overall physique. His eyes were lascivious as he surveyed the erotic scene below from his elevated vantage point.
We stopped at the foot of the platform, and the ongoing activities below gradually paused, disturbed by our arrival. Soon, clothes were hastily pulled back on, and everyone managed a polite cough before embracing their women and sipping their wine.
The servant announced loudly,
"Your Highness, two honored guests have arrived to present treasures to you. May Your Highness grant them an audience."
The stout Zhu Shou, who had been engrossed in the spectacle, glanced down.
"Are they reliable?"
The servant replied,
"They have been searched, Your Highness. They carry no weapons and are trusted men from within the city. They should be dependable."
Although Zhu Shou was over forty, his voice held a strangely childish lilt.
"Let them ascend the Imperial Dais and display their treasures for me."
The servant turned back. "You two go up yourselves, but do not harbor any designs on the Prince, or you will meet a swift death."
Zhu Shou's 'Imperial Dais' was a massive, elevated platform with a large area on top. Three paths led up: the central path was reserved for nobles and high officials, while the two side paths were for commoners. It was clear Zhu Shou was already treating himself as an emperor.
There must have been a passage behind the platform, likely reserved only for Mi Shou. Suddenly, eight sword-wielding guards materialized behind Zhu Shou, forming a protective ring in front of him. Any potential assailant would have to pass through them first.
The crowd below, who had been busy with their pleasures, largely ceased their activities. The next segment was the presentation of treasures. At every banquet, there were novelties presented, and the attendees were keen to see what rare item was on display this time. Furthermore, most men had reached their physical limits and welcomed this chance to recover so they could resume their competitions later—it was a matter of male pride, as collapsing after only a few minutes would invite ridicule.
Lin Gu stared intently at the backs of the men ascending the platform, a look of confusion on his face. However, the throbbing sensation beneath him made coherent thought difficult. He roughly pushed away the concubine clinging to his thigh. Seeing his anger, the woman dared not be so forward, allowing Lin Gu to focus his mind on where he had seen this person before.
Zhu Shou drawled lazily,
"Gentlemen, what treasures have you brought today to celebrate the recovery of my Princess and Prince?"
The man beside me quickly stepped forward.
"Your Highness, to express my humble congratulations, I have brought a secret boudoir implement that saves considerable energy during pleasure. May Your Highness examine it."
With that, the man presented his treasure and demonstrated its use to Zhu Shou. Zhu Shou roared with laughter upon seeing it.
"It certainly saves a lot of effort! Especially useful for a fat man like me. It saves those women from muttering behind my back about my inadequacy. Did you make this yourself?"
The man replied,
"Yes, Your Highness. My family has been carpenters for generations. Having received Your Highness's favor, I settled in Huyang. I dare not forget my ancestral craft and often make small novelties for my own use. Hearing that Your Highness was holding a feast, I worked day and night to create this piece just to bring a smile to Your Highness's face. I am overjoyed that you find it pleasing."
Zhu Shou chuckled. "Good. It's rare to see such thoughtfulness. If all the people of Huyang were like you, I wouldn't know how happy I'd be. But I hear many outside are cursing me now, wishing the Imperial Army would kill me soon. What have I done to offend them? Do they truly prefer starving under the Court to joining me in a magnificent endeavor?"
The presenter dared not speak. One wrong response now could undo everything. What could he say about the common folk’s complaints, which he couldn't influence anyway? Next up was me. I planned to stun Zhu Shou with the scene described in that infamous film involving five hundred people, and then request an audience with Zhao Qing. I had scanned the room during the ascent; she was not present.
"Report!" Before I could speak, a shout echoed faintly from outside the hall.
"Your Highness! The Imperial Army is fifty li away! They will engage our forces outside the city by noon tomorrow at the latest!"
Prince Shou, who had been eager to see the second treasure, was startled by this news. He dismissed all thought of pleasantries.
"So soon? I was told it would take longer, Your Highness!"
The messenger reported,
"Reporting to Your Highness, according to the urgent dispatches we received, the Imperial Army has received assistance from the populace along their route, allowing their supply trains to move swiftly. Thus, their schedule has been dramatically advanced. However, Your Highness need not worry; the three city gates are sealed, and our external forces are deployed. We will deliver a crushing blow when the Imperial Army arrives."
Prince Shou gritted his teeth. "These wretches! Have they forgotten we opened our granaries for them? Who gave them land to farm? Ungrateful curs! I should have slaughtered them all!"
"Prince Shou, this subordinate dares to speak a few words," Lin Gu suddenly stood up—his trousers were, thankfully, now adjusted, as standing with an exposed member would be quite inappropriate.
Zhu Shou said, "General Lin, please speak. I still trust your capabilities. Although your last campaign was disastrous, demoting you to General was punishment enough; I will not erase your previous merits because of it."
Lin Gu saluted. "I thank Your Highness. This subordinate believes we must implement policies to pacify and comfort the people. Slaughtering and robbing the populace must cease!"
Boom! The hall erupted instantly. The hundreds of thousands of troops had survived solely by plunder. If they stopped, would they starve? The surrounding princes shoved the women beside them aside. This was no longer a time for jests. The Imperial Army was imminent, and Lin Gu was openly contradicting policy. Who could focus on indulging women for Mi Shou now?
"Lin Gu, what is your motive!" someone immediately challenged from below.
"If we don't rob and kill, shall we live on air? Fine, I hand my troops over to you. You keep them fed if you can!"
Zhu Shou added, "Indeed, General Lin. We are fighting to sustain the war effort through conquest. Without provisions, we cannot maintain the army."
Lin Gu asked, "Your Highness, may I first ask: what is our ultimate goal?"
Zhu Shou replied, "There are no outsiders here, so there is no need for flowery language. We serve neither Heaven nor Earth, only ourselves—to enjoy boundless luxury and prosperity, to become the masters of the realm, and live out our days as emperors."
Lin Gu pressed, "Your Highness, where will the wealth and grain needed for that prosperity come from?"
Zhu Shou stated, "That's obvious. From the common people, of course."
Lin Gu countered, "Precisely, Your Highness. In the end, the populace is our source of sustenance. If we drive them all to ruin and death, what good is it if we control all of Shuangcheng? Must we take up the plow ourselves? Who will serve us, build our homes, and supply our army?"
Someone from below interjected, "Keep robbing, then."
Lin Gu reasoned, "By then, Shuangcheng will be entirely in Your Highness's grasp. Will you have your left hand rob your right? If the current situation continues to deteriorate, the inevitable result will be farmers refusing to sow, or worse, no farmers left to sow at all. If you wish to rob, what will be left to take?"
Zhu Shou became visibly concerned. "General Lin speaks the truth. Those common folk are like the flesh on our bodies; if we continuously flay the flesh, we ourselves cannot survive."
Lin Gu praised him heartily. "Your Highness is astute! That is a very vivid analogy."
Zhu Shou declared, "Good. Henceforth, the army is forbidden from plundering and killing civilians. Violators will be executed!"
Unexpectedly, Lin Gu rushed forward. "Your Highness, this is inadvisable!"
Zhu Shou grew annoyed. "General Lin, I am conceding to your wishes. What more do you want?"
Lin Gu sighed inwardly. To think such a mediocre man could achieve greatness was astonishing. "Your Highness, firstly, we currently have no grain reserves. Secondly, our soldiers have already developed a habit of preying on civilians. It will be difficult to stop this overnight. However, we can simultaneously strengthen rice production to increase our capacity to supply the troops, and gradually retrain the soldiers, reinforcing military discipline. If we impose absolute prohibitions forcefully, these soldiers, who lack inherent discipline, might revolt, giving the Imperial Army an opportunity to strike."
Zhu Shou nodded emphatically, praising him. "General Lin's consideration is truly thorough. Does anyone else have an opinion?"
The crowd below understood Lin Gu’s logic. If they killed all the commoners, where would they find money or women? Moreover, Lin Gu wasn't proposing an immediate, total overhaul, only that they curb excessive plundering and killing for now, promising stricter regulation once their agricultural base was secure. With this understanding, no one voiced dissent.
Zhu Shou announced, "If there are no objections, I will assign General Lin to handle this matter. However, our immediate priority is not pacification, but how to repel the enemy. That is the core issue we must discuss."
Someone suggested from below, "Your Highness, since we are discussing military affairs, let's dismiss these two treasure presenters lest they overhear our secrets."
Zhu Shou glanced at the two of us. "No matter. Are we not implementing pacification policies? They have offered me treasures; they deserve some measure of trust. Besides, the three city gates are sealed; who could possibly get out to report to the Imperial Army?"
I was eager to hear their strategy, and I was surprised the move to seal the gates had been so simple. It seemed our risky treasure presentation was indeed the right call. While the gates being sealed made exit difficult for common folk, it posed no constraint on us.
No one dared oppose Zhu Shou’s decree. Furthermore, they held no regard for the two presenters, seeing them as mere city merchants. Not executing them and confiscating their wealth for war funds was already generous. If they proved unwise, their lives would be forfeit.
Seeing the silence below, Zhu Shou spoke again. "What? The Imperial Army arrives tomorrow. Do none of you have a plan to counter them?"
Someone stood up. "Your Highness, reports from the front indicate the Imperial Army is led by an official from the Imperial Stables. This man is terrifyingly capable; he annihilated Prince Zhong's thirty thousand troops in a single night, and Prince Zhong himself perished outside the Imperial Stables. His swift crossing of the Duan River and subsequent capture of Pingyuan County and Hongping County show he is not easily dealt with. We have been unable to devise a strategy."
Zhu Shou turned to Lin Gu. "General Lin, you proposed the decisive battle outside the city. Tell us your thoughts. You have engaged the Imperial Army and are the most familiar with that Stable Master."
Lin Gu replied, "Your Highness, this Stable Master's name is Zhao Qian. I have investigated his background in Shuangcheng. He first served as the Imperial Stables Officer, holding positions as Crown Tutor and Imperial Physician. After Prince Zhong's misfortune, he was granted the title of General of Martial Might and appointed commander of the expeditionary force. Prince Zhong's defeat was purely accidental; he neglected military discipline, and his camp was routed at night by mysterious weaponry. As for the loss of the Duan River crossing, Zhao Qian won by employing weapons capable of launching projectiles across the water. As for Pingyuan County..."
Someone interrupted Lin Gu. "General Lin, Pingyuan County had over ten thousand garrisoned troops. You led twenty thousand reinforcements there. Reportedly, the enemy only fielded ten thousand. How were you defeated? It is truly strange, perhaps by another of your so-called mysterious weapons?"
Lin Gu retorted to the speaker, "Prince Nan, I certainly do not shirk responsibility for the defeat at Pingyuan County. However, what I said earlier is fact. As for the defeat at Pingyuan, we fell entirely for their stratagem. They first cut off the food supply to Pingyuan County, then infiltrated the city and assassinated the commander, Bai Lang, and his deputies, Shen Nian and Wei Bo. With no one left to command, the entire garrison surrendered to the Imperial Army. All of this happened before our reinforcements arrived. When we reached Pingyuan, there was no outward sign of anything amiss. Zhao Qian even arranged for the Imperial Guards to feign being besieged outside the city. Unsuspecting, we fell into his trap and lost two major generals in quick succession. Finally, he reorganized the surrendered soldiers from Pingyuan and used superior numbers to defeat all our reinforcements. The 'Divine Thunder' weapons and those strange spears played a massive role. I advise Your Highness to research and produce these weapons as well, or we will always be at a disadvantage in armaments, making future victories difficult."
Prince Nan slammed his hand on the table. "Lin Gu, you are boosting the enemy's morale while crushing our own! Why did all your subordinate generals and soldiers die, yet you survived? Have you defected to that Stable Master? What is your true purpose in spreading such lies here?"
Lin Gu bristled with anger. "Prince Nan, I have already explained to Prince Shou that he tried to persuade me to surrender but chose not to kill me when I refused, allowing me to return. As for his true intentions, I do not know, but I remain absolutely loyal to Prince Shou and have no thought of betrayal."
Prince Nan scoffed. "I doubt it. If he could instantly kill the three commanders at Pingyuan, why let someone like you go, a commanding general? You are clearly making excuses."
Zhu Shou roared in anger. "Enough! With the enemy at our gates, how can we fight among ourselves! Prince Nan, since you have so much to say, tell us—how should we fight the Imperial Army? This battle is crucial. If we win, we take the realm. If we lose, our entire base is gone, and a resurgence will be difficult."
Prince Nan stated, "Your Highness, my advice is to withdraw all forces from outside the city back to Lake Yang and defend it fiercely. We have invested years in Lake Yang; its walls are thicker and higher than any other. The Imperial Army cannot breach them."
Lin Gu cried out, "That is unacceptable, Your Highness! If we retreat to defend the city, we surrender the initiative to the enemy, and Zhao Qian excels at siege warfare and holding fortified positions. We must not abandon the strength of our superior numbers to defend a weakness. Furthermore, how can ten thousand troops fit within the city? Even if they squeeze in, what about the food supply? If provisions run low, who can guarantee that the situation at Pingyuan won't repeat itself?"
Zhu Shou looked troubled. "You both make valid points. What should I do? Prince Xi, you offer your counsel. If we truly have no way to win, perhaps today I should ascend the throne anyway. I can rule for one day, and by then I can bestow honors and titles upon you all."
Prince Xi said, "Your Highness, I believe ascending the throne cannot be rushed. This is a monumental event; all preparations are incomplete. How can you proclaim yourself emperor on the eve of battle? We must first find a way to repel the enemy. Then, leveraging the prestige of that victory, Your Highness can issue a rallying cry, and your ascension will become the consensus of the realm."
Zhu Shou was greatly pleased. "Excellent, excellent, that is sound reasoning. But how do we repel the enemy, Prince Xi? Tell us your method."
Prince Xi continued, "Actually, both Prince Nan and General Lin have valid arguments. However, retreating all forces to Lake Yang is impractical. At that point, Your Highness's own residence might house several thousand men. Managing the food, drink, and daily needs of over a hundred thousand men remains a massive problem. Since General Lin proposed a decisive battle outside the city, he must have a strategy in mind. Perhaps we should hear what he suggests."
Prince Nan snorted. Prince Xi had acknowledged both sides but leaned clearly toward Lin Gu in the end. Prince Xi’s troops were stationed just behind Lake Yang, facing the Liu Yang Prefecture, avoiding direct confrontation with the Imperial Army. Naturally, he wouldn't care much about the fate of the external forces.
Zhu Shou commanded, "General Lin, tell us your plan. Whether it succeeds or fails, I must hear it before soliciting everyone’s final opinions."
Lin Gu noticed the messenger had not left, awaiting Zhu Shou's order, and asked him, "Do you know the enemy's troop strength?"
The soldier replied, "Reporting to General Lin, the combat strength is around thirty thousand. The logistics and laborers are uncountable, as too many common folk are mixed in with them."
Lin Gu...
My Lord, observe the enemy force—barely thirty thousand souls. We have fifty thousand already deployed outside the city walls, with another fifty thousand in reserve, and six legions of elite troops garrisoned within. By sheer numbers, we hold the advantage. Zhao Qian is cunning; if we retreat into a defensive posture, we hand him the initiative to weave his plots. But now, with superior numbers, we can force a decisive battle where his schemes will be neutralized. Victory will then hinge on raw strength and superior troop deployment. Furthermore, we know the Imperial Court cannot currently support a second expeditionary force. Therefore, even if this engagement costs us more dearly than the enemy, securing Shuangcheng is paramount!
Prince Shou’s blood surged, “Excellent! General Lin, your strategy is brilliant. Your previous defeat was solely due to the lack of coordination from the garrison commander in Pingyuan County. Very well, I hereby promote you to Commander-in-Chief on the battlefield. You shall direct this entire engagement.” The Southern and Northern Kings spoke in unison, “Your Highness, this is unwise!” Prince Shou retorted, “Unwise in what respect?” The Southern and Northern Kings replied, “Your Highness, this battle pits our Western armies on the vanguard. Moreover, the enemy possesses a weapon advantage. What if all our forces are annihilated? Can Your Highness truly bear to watch the destruction of our two armies?” Prince Shou suddenly grasped the core of their opposition to a decisive battle. The forces outside the walls were the elite troops of the two Kings; their destruction would leave the Kings powerless. Even with a victory, they would be utterly suppressed by the other Lords. Mi Shou pondered for a moment, “Gentlemen, do not fret unduly. I shall compensate you both. Guards! Summon Daoist Priest Zhao Qing. Let him bring the second batch of elixirs to invigorate the Southern and Northern Kings before the battle.” My heart hammered, finally approaching the main event. I had lost all interest in military intelligence listening to their lengthy debate. My mind was entirely occupied with how to lure Zhao Qing out. Unexpectedly, Shou had made the arrangement for me. God bless Zhao Qing for being Hua Qingqing, Amen. My sudden elation betrayed itself in my expression. The gaze Lin Gu cast upon me from below the dais flickered uncertainly. I knew he was likely growing suspicious. Even if I resembled that fellow Gao Da too closely, eventually differences in height and eye expression would give me away. Before Lin Gu could confirm his suspicions, Zhao Qing needed to appear quickly. I was anxious for her, but she was not rushed. After much anticipation, the heavy stone doors finally groaned open. Two house servants entered first, and following them, against the rhythm of my frantic heartbeat, appeared a figure in a light green Daoist robe. Long hair cascaded over her shoulders, slender and graceful—who else but Hua Qingqing? Overwhelmed by tension, my spirit broke, and I collapsed onto the floor with a thud. Fortunately, no one paid attention to me at that moment. Many eyes were fixed with admiration on the Southern and Northern Kings. Although forced into conflict with the Imperial Army, the promise of an elixir of immortality meant that even if their troops were wiped out, they could slowly rebuild their forces. With eternal life secured, the passage of time mattered little. It was the friend who accompanied me who pulled me up, “Brother, you must hold on. As long as Prince Shou gives no command, we must endure. Perhaps once they conclude their official business, we can enjoy ourselves freely. Look at the beauties here—every one busty and well-formed. Just a glance should give you strength.” Staring at the slow-approaching Hua Qingqing instantly revitalized me. She indeed swayed her slender waist as she walked, her rounded, firm buttocks matching Hou Fa’s description flawlessly. No matter how she disguised herself, she was still a woman; certain innate allure was impossible to erase. Besides, apart from being somewhat shorter in the chest and having a different voice, she showed no other change. It was no wonder such a great beauty captured Hou Fa’s interest. “Daoist Priest Zhao pays respects to Your Highness.” The air of depravity in the hall made Hua Qingqing’s brow furrow. Surrounded by half-naked men and others displaying their lewd eagerness, she was forced to close her eyes repeatedly. “Rise. Daoist Priest Zhao, did you say you could forge the second batch of elixirs by today’s banquet? I am anxious to use them.” Hua Qingqing drew a small box from her sleeve, “Reporting to Your Highness, the second batch of three pills is complete. Please accept them, Your Highness. You may decide when they are needed. But what about the women I requested to see…?” Prince Shou rejoiced, “Good! Bring them here; I must thank you personally. Oh, the seven women you sought are still unaccounted for, but I will notify you immediately when there is news.” Hua Qingqing walked toward the elevated dais, holding the box. From afar, I caught the scent of jasmine clinging to her. I wondered if my intense gaze had drawn her attention. As she walked, she looked at me with increasing confusion, her expression shifting to one of profound astonishment. We had shared hundreds of intimate moments; she should recognize me by scent alone with her eyes closed. I desperately wanted to shout, ‘Wife, I am Zhao Qian!’ But doing so would surely result in Lin Gu immediately seizing me. I wondered if he was in the mood to play the game of ‘Seven Captures of Meng Huo’ with me. I held back; what is mine will eventually return to my embrace. Since we had met, a few more minutes would not matter. I would seize the right moment. Prince Shou happily accepted the box. He opened it, revealing three alluring, golden-glowing pills. Shou grasped Hua Qingqing’s hand, “Daoist Priest, I thank you profoundly. Name your reward; I shall grant whatever you desire.” Hua Qingqing dipped her head in thanks and took the opportunity to withdraw her hand from Shou’s grasp, “I appreciate Your Highness’s generosity. Might I ask who this friend is? I find myself quite interested in him. I wonder if Your Highness could….” Hua Qingqing suddenly fixed her gaze upon me. Shou blinked, surprised that this Daoist, who seemed more feminine than any woman, would show interest in a man at this juncture. He said, “This is a merchant from Huyang who presented me with a treasure—an inconsequential fellow. Since you are interested, Daoist Priest, I bestow him upon you! Dispose of him as you see fit.” Thud! This time, it wasn't me who was shocked, but the man beside me. These guests were all influential figures in Huyang; gifting someone away like a slave was scandalous. But here, Prince Shou was supreme; his word was law, reducing a man to servitude with a single decree. Fear gripped the onlookers. Hua Qingqing ignored the man beside her. Given her current status, she needed to defer only to Prince Shou; others needed to court her favor because who didn't desire eternal life? Hua Qingqing’s gaze remained fixed on me, burning like a beacon in the night. Her steps faltered slightly. The distance of seven or eight paces dissolved into three. All previous elegance vanished. A sharp utterance in Chinese rang out like a sudden clap of thunder, “What is your name?” Tears welled in my eyes. Heavens above, destiny! Finally, a divine elder sister had descended to help me! May she offer further grace and allow me to find the other two sisters. A smile touched my lips, “My name is Hua Qian.” She burst into laughter, “Where are you from?” “From your heart.” “Where are you going?” “Into your heart.” “Why are you so glib? Do you know how long I waited for you, pretending in this strange disguise? Hmph, your scent and your eyes could never deceive me.” “You knew I would come for you?” “Could you bear to leave so many wives behind?” “Of course not. Without you, life would be worse than death. Has your memory been damaged?” “It’s restored. What about the others? I haven't found them all.” “I’ve found everyone except He Yuqing and Ouyang Qian; they are safe, rest assured.” “Good. What should we do next?” “Play along with them. You probably don't know, but I am the Marshal of the Bandit Extermination Army sent by the Shuangcheng court. If we are exposed, we are finished. I lost my superpowers when crossing the wormhole. The walls here are thick, and the stone gates are sealed. I will find an opportunity to slip away with you; there are people waiting outside.” Prince Shou, listening to their strange dialect, interrupted, “Daoist Priest, what are you two saying? I don’t understand a word.” Hua Qingqing wiped a tear from her face and turned back, “Reporting to Your Highness, this is an old acquaintance of the humble Daoist. We are speaking in our native dialect. I never imagined I would meet him today in Your Highness’s residence. My heart is overjoyed. Thank you for this gift, Your Highness; I shall keep him by my side every day.” Prince Shou said, “He is just one person; you needn’t be so formal, Daoist Priest. Since old friends have met, you must have much to say. How about this: have seats brought down for you both, and we can drink, celebrate, and talk.” Hua Qingqing requested, “Thank you, Your Highness. Your Highness, may I dispose of him as I wish?” Shou was confused but replied, “He is merely a slave. Even if you desire his life, it is yours to decide. If he dares to resist you, just tell me.” Hua Qingqing took my hand and ran down from the dais. We chose a corner seat. Before we were settled, she collapsed into my arms, her eyes glistening with joy, “Husband, I thought I’d never see you again in this life…” Hua Qingqing sobbed uncontrollably in my embrace. Fortunately, our spot was relatively secluded, and at this moment, the crowd’s attention was entirely focused on the three so-called Immortality Elixirs. The Southern and Northern Kings were delighted, basking in the flow of compliments, which drowned out the sound of our low conversation, preventing anyone nearby from noticing us. “Qingqing, stop crying for a moment. I know it’s been hard on you as a woman. It’s all my fault for arriving late. I swear I will never let you leave my side again. We’ll slip through the stone gate shortly and go home.” Hua Qingqing wrapped her arms around my waist, her voice losing its previous husky quality, “Go back to Earth? I don’t like it here. Take me away, husband. I feel so fragile now; I can’t live without you.” I replied, “Returning to Earth will be difficult. I traveled through the wormhole alone; my ship was damaged and forced to land on this planet. Luckily, you all arrived here too, or we might never have reunited. Yun Yao and Zhou Ni have fully recovered their memories. Cheng Susu has largely forgotten the past; she suffered a head injury during the landing. Xu Chen and Cai Jingjing haven’t recovered their memories yet, but they know about our relationship. They are currently safe within the Shuangcheng Palace.” Hua Qingqing pressed herself tightly against me, “Husband, I’ve missed the feeling of being in your arms for so long. Take me away, wherever you go. As long as you are with me, I won’t mind staying here for a lifetime.” I said, “Actually, a few nights ago, Yun Yao and I sneaked into your room, but we didn’t see you, and your voice had changed. We only heard you demanding women in the middle of the night, which made me so angry I almost came out to beat you! You dared to use my surname and your Qing character.” “Ah!” How could Hua Qingqing know she had missed a chance for reunion? “Husband, I wasn’t fooling around! Those women were a diversion. Everyone suspects my male identity, so I brought women to the room and made them drink a special draught. They become delirious and think they acted themselves, and when they wake, they believe they spent the night with me. That way, no one doubts me anymore. Enough, don’t be angry. I’ll compensate you later, how about that?” I responded, “I actually suspected you were doing something like that all along. When I heard about the Elixir of Immortality, I started doubting your identity. Later, when I learned your name, I rushed here for recognition. I quietly retreated when I heard your rough voice and your demands for women. But Heaven is benevolent; we are finally reunited.” Hua Qingqing declared, “From the moment my memory returned, I held a conviction: I knew you would come looking for me. That’s why I left clues for you everywhere. It’s just that this world is not like Earth. To protect myself and increase my strength to find my seven sisters, I had no choice but to serve under Zhu Shou. But now that I have you, I fear nothing. I will go wherever you go; no one will separate us.” I said, “I lost my superpowers.” Hua Qingqing held me tighter, “I’m not afraid. You have plenty of other ways. Whether you have superpowers or not is unimportant.” I smiled silently. My wife’s love for me would not waver because of my powers. “What about your escape pod? Do you remember where He Yuqing and Ouyang Qian went?” Hua Qingqing shook her head, “I don’t recall. My escape pod is inside the building where I stay. Oh, right, I’ll tell Prince Shou in a moment that I need to take you to my room, and then we’ll take the escape pod and leave. I doubt anyone here could stop us.” I gasped, “Your escape pod is still functional?” Hua Qingqing looked puzzled, “Yes. Have theirs all malfunctioned?” I explained, “Yes. The atmosphere of Gemini is incredibly dense; even my small spacecraft was damaged. How is your escape pod completely unscathed?” Hua Qingqing replied, “I don’t know. Perhaps I landed in an area where the atmosphere was thin.” I couldn't think of any other reason, “Perhaps. But this is great news; we have a chance to return to Earth. By the way, are the Elixirs of Immortality real?” Hua Qingqing smiled, “What do you think?” I offered, “Even if they were real, you wouldn’t give them to them easily.” “My husband understands me best. Besides, I don’t have any. They are just synthesized herbal pills—to refresh and strengthen. Watch the Southern and Northern Kings after they swallow them; you’ll see the effect soon enough.” Indeed, as we spoke, the Southern and Northern Kings accepted their reward and swallowed two of the supposed Immortality Elixirs. In a short while, a ‘divine light’ appeared on their faces. They both let out a great cry, as if infused with boundless energy. Prince Shou asked them in astonishment, “How do you both feel? Tell me!” The Southern and Northern Kings declared, “Your Highness, we feel magnificent! We desire female companionship.” Shou glanced at their groins, which were impressively rigid and several times larger than usual. Shou, already given to debauchery, upon seeing this, quickly swallowed the last remaining pill. “Good! I approve. We now resume the revelry! Enjoy yourselves to the fullest, everyone. We’ll worry about tomorrow’s battle tomorrow.” Lin Gu sighed again. With a major enemy at the gates, such hedonism would inevitably lead to defeat. Had he truly followed the wrong master? Lin Gu knew further persuasion was useless and might even earn him scorn, so he sat down sullenly. Yet, his mind was unsettled by that figure. After searching the room, he finally spotted him in a corner: he was embracing the Daoist Priest intimately! The sound of gulping returned to the hall. Hua Qingqing hadn't expected such a scene, but with her beloved by her side, she felt less awkward. I chuckled, “Did you brew an aphrodisiac for Zhu Shou?” Hua Qingqing replied, “Something like that. I only knew he was a pervert, but I never imagined he’d create such a spectacle. It’s obscene! The pills I made use some special local herbs and take effect instantly, but the potency lasts for several months…” I exclaimed in surprise, “Then they will exhaust themselves to death!” Hua Qingqing countered, “They won’t be like that every minute. It only manifests with external stimulation, making them so vigorous. Do you want me to make one for you, husband?” I teased, “Are you provoking me? At my current level, you would struggle to handle me alone now.” Hua Qingqing wrapped her arms around my neck, “What if I tease you? How do you know I can’t handle you without trying? Perhaps after being lonely for so long, I can endure you for days and nights.” I countered, “Then I’ll take you right here and now so you can taste what that’s like.” Hua Qingqing pouted, “You dare!” I pulled Hua Qingqing down onto the thin mattress on the floor, our lips pressed together. A long, fiery deep kiss vented all the pain of separation and longing. We kissed tighter and tighter. My hands moved to her chest, bound by several strips of cloth restraining her ample bosom. Just as I reached to untie them, Hua Qingqing stopped my hand. “Do you want others to see your wife? If you don’t mind, I have no objection. Go ahead and make it public; you’re a pervert yourself anyway.” I smiled and patted her bottom, deliberately lingering near her sensitive spot, “Of course not. That kiss got the better of me. Do you know why I decided to sneak in? It was because some fellow outside was saying you were a handsome man. When I investigated, I learned that Zhao Qing was actually you, Hua Qingqing. That man asked if I knew you. Guess what I told him?” Hua Qingqing shook her head. I continued, “This Gao Da, whom I’m impersonating, was a homosexual. He liked men, so I told that fellow that I had already slept with you.” As I finished speaking, I gave Hua Qingqing’s rear a playful nudge. Her buttocks tightened. She looked up and saw people already watching our actions. Remembering her current disguise as a man, she gave a feigned, petulant cry, “Nasty! Why did you have to impersonate him? Go find Mengmeng, you old pervert!” I laughed, “I had no choice; I didn’t know he was gay beforehand.” Hua Qingqing was secretly thrilled, but she gently touched my manhood. “Come to my place. If I ask, Prince Shou will surely grant permission. I’ll play however you want. Qingqing truly missed you.” Glancing at the time, it was nearly the right moment to execute the second phase of the plan. I nodded. Hua Qingqing stood up, tidied her clothes and hair, and then approached Zhu Shou to request permission. Shou’s corpulent body was pressing down on a woman. He had never felt such vigor; his lower regions were swollen and ready to burst, making him unable to stop. This pill truly possessed the divine effect of rejuvenation. “Your Highness, I wish to take this fellow townsman to the alchemy room for a private discussion. May Your Highness grant permission.” Hua Qingqing spoke almost with her eyes closed, genuinely unwilling to witness such scenes. If it were my husband, it would be fine, but watching other men was utterly disgusting. Shou looked up and smiled, “Daoist Priest Zhao Qing, I truly did not realize you had such a preference. But liking men is no great matter. You should have mentioned it earlier. I have men far handsomer than him; pick whomever you desire, as long as you refine more elixirs for me. You can have any man in this kingdom at your disposal.” Hua Qingqing knew Zhu Shou had seen their earlier intimacy. “Your Highness, I only favor him; I have no interest in other men.” Shou waved his hand dismissively, “Go, go. I don’t mind men indulging in their affairs. But you must focus on refining the elixirs. The effect on the Southern and Northern Kings was miraculous; I cannot slight the other Kings. Refine more pills in the next batch, or what will we use to reward our deserving generals after we defeat the Imperial Army?” Hua Qingqing replied, “The Daoist understands. Your Highness, take care of yourself. Farewell.” With Shou’s approval, the great stone doors were opened. Stepping back into the sunlight, I realized how fortunate I was. That place, though exciting, was nauseating. I couldn’t fathom why Lin Gu followed such a clique; it promised no future. Speak of the devil, a hand suddenly shot out to block Hua Qingqing and me. Looking up, it was Lin Gu himself, stepping swiftly to block the stone door, “You two, in such a hurry? Aren't you going to stay and play a little longer?” I replied, “General Lin, we are in a hurry because we wish to go out and enjoy ourselves more. Is there something you need? Don't delay Daoist Zhao and me from our intimacy.” Lin Gu sneered.
"I truly didn't expect the leader of an entire army to be fond of men; what a disgrace to your reputation."
Lin Gu still recognized me, probably because a bit of makeup had been smudged off his face from his recent closeness with Hua Qingqing. If a real fight broke out, Hua Qingqing and I would likely be no match for the old bone-man, especially with a squad of soldiers standing nearby. But it seemed I didn't need to fear him now.
I said coldly,
"I was even less aware that the esteemed General Lin would consort with those kinds of people. I wonder, after capturing the Twin Cities, will you host an even grander, more perverse banquet? I imagine you, General Lin, will be the main attraction. Perhaps you should ask Daoist Zhao to refine a few more elixirs for you? After all... hehe, your years are catching up."
Hearing the sounds of wanton pleasure from inside, Lin Gu's face flushed. For some reason, he deeply regretted having that thing swallowed by the woman just now. It seemed he was slowly being assimilated by the people inside; if he stayed much longer, he might truly end up following their path.
Lin Gu suddenly moved aside,
"I don't wish to exchange many words with you. Remember, what I owed you has been repaid. The next time we meet, we will be quits."
I looped my arm around Hua Qingqing and said,
"You are mistaken, General Lin. I do not accept your debt. You are welcome to shout a few times and see whether they trust you or my treasure more."
Hua Qingqing asserted forcefully from within my embrace,
"General Lin, this Daoist needs to return to refine elixirs. If you continue to obstruct me, I will not be polite. Can you bear the responsibility if you delay the important affairs of Lord Shou?"
Lin Gu knew this Daoist was someone he couldn't afford to offend; otherwise, those people inside would consume him. Although he recognized the other party's true identity, if he truly pressed the matter, how much credibility would Lord Shou place in him? After all, the other party was the master of an army; who would believe that he risked infiltrating Lord Shou's manor? There were already whispers questioning the legitimacy of his escape. Now, making an enemy of Daoist Zhao, who could refine the elixir of youth, would likely seal his doom.
Seeing Lin Gu hesitate, Hua Qingqing addressed the soldiers behind him,
"Open the main gate. I need to return to the elixir chamber with this friend. If General Lin persists in pestering us, we will deliver him directly to Lord Shou."
The soldiers roared their assent. Lin Gu knew he couldn't stop them, so he prudently stepped aside. If he dragged them before Lord Shou now, Lord Shou’s pleasure would be disturbed, and he would surely berate Lin Gu. This time, he had failed again.
Hua Qingqing was protected by two squads of soldiers, who glared fiercely at Lin Gu before stepping forward to throw open the stone door. I held Hua Qingqing and swaggered out of that den of iniquity. Lin Gu, watching from behind, felt a deep pang in his chest; for some reason, he began to loathe the revelers inside.
I said to Hua Qingqing,
"Let's go find Yun Yao first and call her over. I'm uneasy leaving her in the inner courtyard; the men there are loose-handed and running wild."
Hua Qingqing nodded,
"We'll go together. My current identity is quite useful; no one dares to stop me from doing what I need to do."
I hooked my arm around Hua Qingqing's waist, letting my hand rest on her hip. Hua Qingqing flushed slightly and said,
"Let's discuss it later in my room. It’s embarrassing to let others see."
I patted the phone in my pocket. It hadn't even been needed. It seemed planning was useless; thinking too far ahead achieved nothing.
"What's there to be embarrassed about? You are my little rabbit, and tonight my big bad wolf is going to eat you."
Hua Qingqing recalled her past yearning and helplessness. Compared to the strange looks she received from others, being by the side of the man she loved was the greatest happiness. She stopped being coy and bravely placed her hand on my waist,
"Husband, come eat me. I won't hold back any part of myself."
My blood boiled. It was thanks to the incident with Ma Xiaowei that I was able to lead the troops out, otherwise how could I have found Hua Qingqing? I would have to express my gratitude to Ma Xiaowei later. It was also thanks to Han Wei and Hou Fa; otherwise, I might not have been reunited with Hua Qingqing at this moment.
Without any stops or inquiries, we quickly returned to the main hall in the inner courtyard. Yun Yao and Linglong saw us from afar. Yun Yao couldn't control herself and rushed to embrace Hua Qingqing, weeping. Linglong called out from a distance,
"Sister Qingqing!"
Hua Qingqing also found it hard to suppress her emotions, especially living alone in such a dangerous environment, she desperately needed familial warmth. Affected by her, the two women clung to each other and wept for a time. Fortunately, the guards were not too close and couldn't immediately grasp what was happening, so they didn't interfere.
I comforted them,
"Stop crying. This is not the place for that; something could happen accidentally. We'll talk tonight."
Hua Qingqing wiped her tears and pointed at Linglong, "Who is she?"
Linglong quietly moved behind me. "Sister Qingqing. You don't know me yet, do you? My name is Linglong, I am the Master's maidservant."
Hua Qingqing suddenly gave a suggestive smile. "Maidservant? Master, you certainly know how to enjoy yourself. She's much younger than Zhao Fang, isn't she? You just said Lord Shou and the others were perverts, but you're even more perverse—you’re an old pervert, an old pervert..."
I grabbed Hua Qingqing's hip. Frankly, doing this in public felt even more stimulating. No wonder Lord Shou acted the way he did. Suddenly, a voice so familiar it couldn't be more so rang out from behind,
"Brother Gao, my admiration for you is like the never-ending torrent of a great river, like a boundless flood..."
It was Hou Fa. He had seen Hua Qingqing once before, so he recognized her now. Seeing that I had indeed managed to secure this 'rabbit,' he naturally stepped forward to offer his congratulations.
I cupped my hands in greeting, "Brother Hou, you flatter me. Now that this young groom has won his beauty, you all enjoy yourselves. We bid farewell."
The room we were heading toward was slightly better than Zhu Shou's place. Although the men were drinking and touching, they were still mostly clothed. The seductive dance must have finished, as the stage was currently empty. But that was fine; I could ask Yun Yao to compensate me later.
Yun Yao and A'Mao no longer held back and followed closely behind me. "Sir, where are we going? Since we have successfully found Madam Hua, shouldn't we immediately notify the Linglong to come and meet us?"
I said, "No hurry. Let's go to Qingqing's elixir chamber first. There's an escape pod there; we'll leave in that one."
Yun Yao beamed with joy. "Sister Qingqing, you repaired your escape pod?"
Hua Qingqing replied, "No, mine wasn't broken to begin with. It was just useless to keep running here, so I stored it in the elixir chamber. Others just assumed it was an elixir-refining furnace I transported in with magic at night."
Without being challenged or investigated along the way, we quickly reached the three-story small building. Since our previous approach was top-down, and we hadn't visited the first or second floors before, we only now realized the windows and doors of this building had been removed. The two floors had been merged into one, and in the center sat a large, pitch-black egg.
Hua Qingqing dismissed the accompanying guards. "Zhao Qian, what now? Should I stay here to monitor Lord Shou's movements, or should we cause a commotion and fly out of Huyang?"
I said, "Everyone get into the escape pod immediately. You naturally cannot stay here either; it's too dangerous, and I won't be at ease."
Hua Qingqing opened the hatch, and everyone climbed inside. Hua Qingqing and I settled into the pilot and co-pilot seats. Pulling the controls, I saw the laser cannons were still armed. Hua Qingqing laughed, "I'm a doctor; naturally, I don't need these weapons. There are more in the back, but I've never touched them."
While dialing Zhou Ni, I said, "You're a doctor; you save people. How can you use weapons to kill? I'm an assassin; leave these things to me."
Hua Qingqing giggled, "That's right, you're the beautiful girl assassin. That little Linglong just now was quite tender; be careful someone accuses you of seducing a minor."
I retorted, "Nonsense, that’s unfair to me. If you don't believe me, you can check; she’s still..." At that moment, the call connected. Zhou Ni sounded clearly anxious because the scheduled time was fast approaching. I said, "Zhou Ni, look who I have here."
"Ah," Zhou Ni exclaimed, joy replacing her surprise. "You really rescued Sister Qingqing! That’s wonderful! I’ll head over immediately to meet you."
I replied, "We have another escape pod here. Wait a moment; I’m going to test it out."
I hadn't piloted this type of escape pod before, but I had thoroughly repaired two others, and I wasn't an idiot; I knew how to fly one. Besides, I had Hua Qingqing in the co-pilot seat to help. Soon, all the instruments were ready. This escape pod was indeed completely functional. I cautiously maneuvered it out of the building.
"It works! You all come too! Let's give Zhu Shou a little trouble. I’ll attack the buildings, and you guys bomb the people. See you again in one minute!"
Hua Qingqing actually knew less about this escape pod than I did. She had once tried to pilot an escape pod to break through the atmosphere into space to search for wormholes, but every attempt failed. Although the anti-gravity system could nullify planetary gravity, the bizarre ionosphere of the Binary Stars had caused the control system to fail several times. After a few frights, she abandoned the idea.
Listening to Hua Qingqing's account, I ascended the escape pod rapidly and deployed the wings. A true airplane-shaped craft was born. Most critically, it was equipped with a small laser cannon, rendering Zhu Shou's thick stone gates utterly insignificant in its eyes.
Soon, Zhou Ni, piloting the Linglong, arrived as well. When they saw the space shuttle in the air, they excitedly called me. They thought they could finally return to Earth this time, but after hearing Hua Qingqing's explanation, both women resigned themselves. "Husband, we have made great progress; I believe we will find a way. Let's handle the main task first."
The courtyard was now filled with onlookers. These two strange objects in the sky caused them immense panic. Soldiers were already beginning to string their bows. However, at such an altitude, even if a few arrows managed to fly up, they would be useless against the hardened hull.
I instructed Zhou Ni, "Let all the guests go. They are merchants from Huyang Prefecture; it's not worth harming them. I will draw out the generals and marquises in the special banquet hall for Lord Shou. You guys stand by with the Heaven-Shaking Thunder to blast them."
Zhou Ni replied, "Understood. Your escape pod has successfully transformed. Just collapse that building with the laser cannon. These Heaven-Shaking Thunders have limited lethality and might not completely eliminate them."
Hua Qingqing took control of piloting the shuttle, while I focused on operating the weapons. This small laser cannon was similar to an automatic cannon, hidden beneath the shuttle's belly, capable of inflicting effective damage on targets within a two-thousand-meter range. However, to pierce thick stone walls, the closer the range, the better.
Hua Qingqing piloted the shuttle close to Zhu Shou's stone palace. I aimed at a spot on the wall and pressed the fire button. Beams of scorching white light shot out. The sturdy rock emitted plumes of white smoke, and soon a charred hole appeared in the wall.