The self-assured look on Er Fang’s face only intensified He Chongxiao’s feeling that, no matter what he did, it was entirely within the other's expectations.

This sensation was only the second time in He Chongxiao’s long life that he had experienced such a thing! The first was when he faced Yun Biechen last time!

Thinking of this, a tremor of alarm suddenly ran through He Chongxiao: Could this person before him actually be a peerless master comparable to Yun Biechen?!

Xiong Kaishan lumbered forward bluntly, grinning widely, “Third Brother, haven’t you decided yet? Isn’t it just a simple matter?”

He Chongxiao shot him a sidelong glance, having no interest in acknowledging the brute.

“Do you have a solution?” Jun Moxie looked at him with amusement.

“Why even think about it?” Xiong Kaishan shook his big head, “We just compete in urinating again next round, wouldn’t that settle it?”

That scoundrel had tasted sweetness! He was prepared to brazenly continue to the bitter end.

At these words, both Jun Moxie and He Chongxiao staggered, almost tumbling over each other, utterly stunned by the fellow.

What kind of beast was this? How could he be so utterly despicable and shameless? It was simply worse than a mere ‘animal’! No, that wasn't enough to describe it—but perhaps there wasn't a more contemptible word available. He was utterly degenerate!

“Why don’t you just die, can’t you have an ounce of decency!” He Chongxiao exploded in curses, feeling an urge to weep. He viciously kicked Xiong Kaishan’s backside, roaring with fury, “Get over there and stay put! Even if you have no shame, your Third Brother still does! Scram!”

Xiong Kaishan sheepishly rubbed his rear, whining, “Third Brother, we have outsiders here, can’t you give me a little face? I am, after all, a person of some standing. If you must kick, do it behind closed doors. You’re in the wrong here.”

“Pah, what face do you have left? You threw it all away long ago,” He Chongxiao berated him, wishing he could forge him into something better. “Get over there and stand still, and don’t open your mouth!”

“It was clearly you who couldn’t think of a way, and now that I’ve thought of one and won the match, you don’t say thank you and won’t let me speak either!” Xiong Kaishan grumbled a few times before sulkily stepping a couple of paces away.

“Actually, I don’t think what Fourth Brother just suggested has any problem; it perfectly fits our previous agreement. Why don’t we just have the contest again?” Jun Moxie suddenly chuckled, his eyes gleaming slyly, and spoke.

“Ah?” Even He Chongxiao, with his composure, couldn’t help but gasp, “Then wouldn’t you be certain to lose?”

Xiong Kaishan chimed in, “Kid, don’t think just because Old Xiong emptied his tank earlier that he has nothing left inside. Our storage capacity is huge; we can manage two more rounds easily.” Old Xiong seemed poised to say more, but a glare from He Chongxiao instantly deflated him. He muttered, “I’m just looking out for him by reminding him; we are masters, we must be magnanimous and upright.”

“This Seat naturally does not doubt Fourth Brother’s words. However, simply repeating the exact method from before might prove uninteresting. How about we change the ingredients but keep the basic broth? How about that!”

He Chongxiao was momentarily stunned again, then spoke calmly, “I’d be happy to hear the details.”

Jun Moxie chuckled lowly, “It’s very simple. Before, Fourth Brother demonstrated how to urinate in the sky. This time, we switch the heaven for the earth; we conduct our business underground, what say you?”

“Urinating underground?” Xiong Kaishan spun around abruptly, and both he and He Chongxiao’s eyes widened instantly. “How is that possible? Once a person is underground, it’s a miracle if they aren't suffocated. Surrounded by earth and stone, where can one possibly release? Even if one luckily finds a slightly looser spot, wouldn't it all end up soaking oneself?”

“So, you mean to say you cannot do it?” Jun Moxie smiled slightly.

“This is fundamentally impossible to accomplish,” the two shook their heads simultaneously. “If we were in the air, with room to suspend, it would be fine, but underground... absolutely impossible! Can you do it, sir?”

“If I actually succeed in doing it, what do you say?” Jun Moxie hummed, provocatively. Hmph, you think you can cheat me out of my victory just because I lost in the sky? Now I’ll use your own trick against you!

“Then naturally, that means we lose!” The two exchanged a look and smiled knowingly. Such a thing—Hmph, hmph—they thought. It seemed this fellow, having lost in the air, now wanted to regain ground underground, but this was something even the two of them couldn’t achieve working together. Although this fellow had shown off some digging skills earlier, urinating while in the earth was an entirely different matter. Even in dirt, one needed to be fully relaxed; let’s see how he manages to drench himself! In any case, their side hadn’t thought of any better method for a contest, so they might as well watch him make a fool of himself, hmph hmph hmph.

It seemed this match was destined to end in a draw. As soon as the two thought this, they felt a touch of disappointment. When they had discussed the terms earlier, they had agreed on the consequences of winning or losing, but they hadn't specified what would happen in a tie. Forcing an outcome was out of the question; perhaps they should negotiate with him—as long as what he asked them to do wasn't too difficult, they would agree.

“Just watch closely!” Young Master Jun barked, raising both hands. Instantly, the two felt that intensely desired aura surge forth with a rush, and they couldn’t help but greedily sniffle, licking their lips, their hearts itching unbearably.

I might not have time to update tomorrow because we are moving house. So, I will try my best to work overtime today and update as much as possible. Uh, in a cliché manner, I call out: Moon Tickets!